fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
Cannabis infused white cheddar macaroni and grilled cheese sandwich with crispy parmesan crust. With bacon. 
Make a grown lady cry ok
don’t cry, medicate.
Oh my god
I want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 2 in the morning and will tell me their favorite songs and their family problems and how they think the earth was made
on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college